Crosseyed and Painless

Debut 1996-10-31 · Last played 2026-07-15 · 72 performances

Gap — the number of shows the band played between one performance of this song and the one before it.

← → the songs either side, played as separate songs. > and –> are phish.net’s own marks, and mean the band ran them together rather than stopping between them.

Times Played
72
Median Gap, Last 10 Years10 Yr
9
Median Gap, All-Time
10
Longest Gap
159

Best version1996-11-02VenueCoral Sky Amphitheater, West Palm BeachScore95Hear itListen · Details

Eras4.0213.0412.021.08 72 of 72 shows
DateVenueBefore / afterGap · mark at median 10
  1. 4.021 shows2021–2026

  2. 2026-07-15WedEnmarket ArenaSavannah, GABefore / afterA Song I Heard the Ocean Sing >> FarmhouseGap7SET 2
  3. 2026-05-01FriSphereLas Vegas, NVRated 69 · Listen
    Jam chartEmerging from the song proper into a melodic take on the main Crosseyed riff thus setting the table with an emotional build. HEROIC riff from Trey around 840 channels Eno's St Elmo's Fire. We shift around 12:25 into an overdrive rock jam before fading back into an minimalistic groove. The return to the Crosseyed chorus is dominated by increasingly demented takes on the lyrics before sonar riffs from Trey over a driving beat queues up the Phish Krautrock segment of the Sphere residency. Fade out on a demented Crosseyed riff and on perhaps the most exciting jam of the final weekend.
    Before / afterPlasma >> Pillow JetsGap12SET 2
  4. 2025-12-30TueMadison Square GardenNew York, NYBefore / afterLight >-> TwistGap18SET 2
  5. 2025-07-18FriUnited CenterChicago, IL
    Jam chart> from "WGTYM" a little extra bit of Belew early on from Trey sets this one off on a trajectory for greatness that never strays but delivers a relentless swagger and propulsive drive that, rather than leave one waiting, forces the listener to sit up, pay attention, and keep a tight grip. Listen for Mike's bass to get the vacuum treatment as the jam gets sinister and eventually fades.
    Before / afterWhat's Going Through Your Mind >> FarmhouseGap7SET 2
  6. 2025-07-05SatFolsom FieldBoulder, CORated 73 · Listen
    Jam chart> from "Fuego". Replete with teases and even a "Wu-Tang forever!" shoutout from Trey. The jam starts typically upbeat before the tempo is slowed way down, at times sounding like the band has gone fully back into "Fuego". The jam picks back up steam again before > into "Everything's Right".
    Before / afterFuego >> Everything's RightGap12SET 2
  7. 2025-04-23WedBill Graham Civic AuditoriumSan Francisco, CABefore / afterLonely Trip> Pillow JetsGap5SET 2
  8. 2025-02-01SatMoon PalaceCancun, Quintana Roo
    Jam chartImprovisation begins punchy and playful becoming more experimental and deconstructing as it moves through a transitional space before swelling to a dramatic conclusion drenched in Trey's molten guitar work.
    Before / afterWhat's Going Through Your MindTweezerGap6SET 2
  9. 2024-12-29SunMadison Square GardenNew York, NYBefore / afterFuego >Gap6SET 2
  10. 2024-08-31SatDick's Sporting Goods ParkCommerce City, CORated 74 · Listen

    Jam chart> from "What's Going Through Your Mind". Fish's aggressive, driving play ensures this "Crosseyed" never lacks in tempo or energy. A fireball version popping up late-ish in the second set.

    Before / afterWhat's Going Through Your Mind >Split Open and MeltGap6SET 2
  11. 2024-08-15ThuThe WoodlandsDover, DEBefore / afterPrince CaspianLonely TripGap7SET 2
  12. 2024-08-03SatRuoff Music CenterNoblesville, INBefore / afterMonsters-> Guy ForgetGap9SET 2 · 2×
  13. 2024-07-21SunXfinity CenterMansfield, MABefore / afterTwist >> Slave to the Traffic LightGap17SET 2
  14. 2023-10-13FriUnited CenterChicago, IL

    Jam chartNo messing around here, as Fish and Trey quickly push this jam into overdrive en route to a mean peak, then -> "Light".

    Before / afterTweezer >-> LightGap13SET 2
  15. 2023-08-04FriMadison Square GardenNew York, NY
    Jam chartOne of the fastest paced versions to date explodes -> out of "Sand" and launches a thrilling straightforward jam before taking its foot off the gas around 7:30 and downshifting into a more contemplative space.
    Before / afterSand ->> A Life Beyond The DreamGap7SET 2
  16. 2023-07-25TueTD Pavilion at the MannPhiladelphia, PABefore / afterPiper >-> Chalk Dust TortureGap23SET 2
  17. 2022-12-31SatMadison Square GardenNew York, NYBefore / afterPrince Caspian >> PiperGap4SET 3
  18. 2022-09-04SunDick's Sporting Goods ParkCommerce City, CORated 78 · Listen
    Jam chartJam breaks out of standard "Crosseyed" fare around 6:00, entering a brief passage of densely-layered synth funk counterpoint between Trey and Mike. The music ramps up into a more energetic rocking jam, buoyed by Fishman's forceful momentum. A shift to major key occurs, and the music develops into a pleasant, if somewhat restrained coda that -> "David Bowie."
    Before / afterA Life Beyond The Dream-> David BowieGap19SET 2
  19. 2022-07-23SatBethel Woods Center for the ArtsBethel, NYRated 73 · Listen
    Jam chartLeaving "Crosseyed" behind after 6:00, this version gallops into a beautifully layered jam on the back of some great work from Fish which runs through 14:00 when it tilts back towards home with sludgy electro effects until > "Miss You".
    Before / afterPrince Caspian >> Miss YouGap20SET 2
  20. 2022-02-26SatMoon PalaceCancun, Quintana Roo
    Jam chart> from "SaSS." Swinging jam with Fish keeping the tempo up throughout. Setting must be accounted for as this seems like the perfect jam for an evening on the beach. It eventually segues quite nicely -> "Waste."
    Before / afterScents and Subtle Sounds >-> WasteGap22SET 2
  21. 2021-08-29SunGorge AmphitheatreGeorge, WABefore / afterMeat-> Saw It AgainGap9SET 2
  22. 2021-08-07SatRuoff Music CenterNoblesville, INRated 70 · Listen
    Jam chartMainly distinguished by Trey fiddling with his effects before Mike moves things into the blissful upbeat hose zone, but once they get there the band really guns the engines and builds up the jam quite nicely. Trey hits on a cool repeating note pattern, and the jam peaks well, before returning to "Crosseyed" proper, with Fish throwing in some of his own effects for fun. Dies away, then > into a nifty reprise of "What's The Use?", played the song before.
    Before / afterWhat's the Use?> What's the Use?Gap11SET 2
  23. 3.041 shows2009–2020

  24. 2020-02-20ThuMoon PalaceCancun, Quintana RooBefore / afterSteam >> Run Like an AntelopeGap6SET 1
  25. 2019-12-07SatNorth Charleston ColiseumNorth Charleston, SCRated 77 · Listen
    Jam chartBriefly swerves into major-key goodness, then wanders into hazy synth-laden space, before Trey taps into the holiday spirit with a "Little Drummer Boy"-infused jam. The jam takes on a gnarled and heavy-metal feel, then > into "Dirt".
    Before / afterMr. Completely >> DirtGap24SET 2 · 2×
  26. 2019-06-23SunMerriweather Post PavilionColumbia, MDRated 70 · Listen
    Jam chartPivots to a light and airy major key jam, upon which Trey steps into the spotlight and delivers some powerful and emotive soloing. Comes to a powerful close and > into an equally good "Everything's Right".
    Before / after> Everything's RightGap13SET 2
  27. 2018-12-30SunMadison Square GardenNew York, NYBefore / afterWeekapaug Groove ->> BlissGap3SET 1
  28. 2018-11-03SatMGM Grand Garden ArenaLas Vegas, NVBefore / afterScents and Subtle Sounds >> Also Sprach ZarathustraGap7SET 2
  29. 2018-10-24WedAscend AmphitheaterNashville, TNBefore / afterDown with Disease >> Scents and Subtle SoundsGap9SET 2
  30. 2018-08-31FriDick's Sporting Goods ParkCommerce City, COBefore / afterGhost ->> SimpleGap7SET 1
  31. 2018-08-04SatVerizon Wireless Amphitheatre at Encore ParkAlpharetta, GABefore / after> Soul PlanetGap7SET 2
  32. 2018-07-22SunGorge AmphitheatreGeorge, WAHighly rated 82 · Listen

    Jam chartA slower-paced, more textural jam that drops us into the ether and midway through takes on a brighter tone but retains its otherworldly feel.

    Before / after> TwistGap21SET 2
  33. 2017-07-25TueMadison Square GardenNew York, NYHighly rated 95 · Listen
    Jam chartAn astounding version which opens up with some exquisite, melodious grooving and surges to a peak that would serve as a worthy finale, but as this took place in the "jam-flavored" show, there's still lots more to come. The second half begins with some quiet, uneasy space, only for another lovely progression to emerge from the void and produce one more exclamation point. A final funky segment leads back into the song's refrain to wrap up a magnificent display of improvisation and the longest "C&P" to date.
    Before / afterThread >> Makisupa PolicemanGap10SET 2
  34. 2017-01-14SatBarceló Maya BeachRiviera Maya, Quintana RooBefore / after> Blaze OnGap16SET 2
  35. 2016-10-16SunJacksonville Veterans Memorial ArenaJacksonville, FLBefore / after> SteamGap3SET 2
  36. 2016-09-04SunDick's Sporting Goods ParkCommerce City, CORated 78 · Listen

    Jam chartA thematic "Type II" gem with remarkable flow, featuring extensive melodic soloing from Trey. Achieves "Hose" status sometime in the 13 minute range and stays there until a > to "Steam".

    Before / after> SteamGap11SET 2
  37. 2016-07-15FriGorge AmphitheatreGeorge, WABefore / after> What's the Use?Gap8SET 2
  38. 2016-06-29WedThe Mann Center for the Performing ArtsPhiladelphia, PAHighly rated 80 · Listen
    Jam chartAfter departing the typical jam style, this version drops briefly into some murky waters but finds its footing as Fish propels things forward, eventually leading to a feel-good conclusion and a -> to the debut of "Friends".
    Before / after-> FriendsGap6SET 2
  39. 2016-01-17SunBarceló Maya BeachRiviera Maya, Quintana Roo
    Jam chartThe initial jamming is less rocking than most, but what it lacks in intensity, it makes up for with more melodic variation and synced-up playing. The latter part of the jam takes on a genuinely chilling tone with "Shipwreck" quotes, eerie effects, and power drill all thrown into the mix, as if to accompany the arrival of a ghostly ship on the horizon. > to "Farmhouse".
    Before / afterRoggae >> FarmhouseGap22SET 2
  40. 2015-08-04TueAscend AmphitheaterNashville, TNBefore / afterPiper >-> Weekapaug GrooveGap15SET 2
  41. 2014-11-01SatMGM Grand Garden ArenaLas Vegas, NV
    Jam chartThis version serves as the launching pad for one of the better sequences of songs from Fall 2014. It never turns into the full on shred fest that most expect out of this song. It sits on a loose funky groove based jam with some good synth work from Page. About 2/3's of the way through, Fishman escalates the tempo before they bring things back down and actually execute a smooth transition into Light.
    Before / afterPossum> LightGap10SET 2
  42. 2014-10-17FriMatthew Knight ArenaEugene, ORRated 72 · Listen
    Jam chartPage takes the charge right out of the gate with some heavy clav work before dipping into a spacier jam. They build up into an eerie but up-tempo soundscape. Without reentering "Crosseyed" musically, Trey leads everyone back into a final vocal refrain while playing some absolutely crazy music underneath.
    Before / afterTwist> Harry HoodGap20SET 2
  43. 2014-07-09WedThe Mann Center for the Performing ArtsPhiladelphia, PABefore / afterTwist >> WasteGap20SET 2
  44. 2013-10-22TueBlueCross ArenaRochester, NYBefore / after> LightGap14SET 2
  45. 2013-07-26FriGorge AmphitheatreGeorge, WARated 76 · Listen
    Jam chartThe nearly 9 minutes of Type II work in this version changes directions frequently and covers a multitude of styles despite not flowing well at all times. It also hints at a -> to "Roggae" towards the end but ultimately > to "Twist" instead.
    Before / after> TwistGap10SET 2
  46. 2013-07-10WedPNC Bank Arts CenterHolmdel, NJRated 79 · Listen
    Jam chartTrey seems less interested in the typical type-I shred fest and more interested in a nice space funk jaunt. He sits back on rhythm, but his lack of presence in the lead position does not cause this jam to suffer. Gordon and Page bring a lot fresh ideas and deliver a jam that never lacks direction or focus.
    Before / after> Harry HoodGap14SET 2
  47. 2012-08-26SunVerizon Wireless Amphitheatre - CharlotteCharlotte, NCBefore / after> McGrupp and the Watchful HosemastersGap4SET 2
  48. 2012-08-19SunBill Graham Civic AuditoriumSan Francisco, CARated 78 · Listen
    Jam chartAfter a rousing climax, for the first time in years, they take "Crosseyed" out for a walk, seamlessly downshifting, but still locked in. Trey and Gordon lead the melodic charge, creating gorgeous passages before dwindling down. Fish picks it back up before Trey starts a monster "Light". Mike teases "The Cave" by Mumford and Sons. "Crosseyed" is reprised after the great "Light" -> "Sally".
    Before / after> LightGap9SET 2 · 2×
  49. 2012-07-01SunAlpine Valley Music TheatreEast Troy, WIBefore / after> No QuarterGap10SET 2
  50. 2012-06-16SatBader FieldAtlantic City, NJBefore / after> Slave to the Traffic LightGap7SET 2
  51. 2011-12-29ThuMadison Square GardenNew York, NYBefore / after> SimpleGap6SET 2
  52. 2011-08-17WedUIC Pavilion, University of IllinoisChicago, ILBefore / after-> No QuarterGap6SET 2
  53. 2011-08-08MonHollywood BowlHollywood, CABefore / afterCarini >> TwistGap5SET 2
  54. 2011-07-01FriWatkins Glen InternationalWatkins Glen, NYBefore / afterJam >-> Chalk Dust TortureGap1SET 2
  55. 2011-06-19SunnTelos PavilionPortsmouth, VABefore / after> Walls of the CaveGap5SET 2
  56. 2011-06-12SunMerriweather Post PavilionColumbia, MDBefore / afterParty Time> SteamGap5SET 2
  57. 2011-06-05SunRiverbend Music CenterCincinnati, OHBefore / afterFree-> LightGap7SET 2
  58. 2011-05-27FriBethel Woods Center for the ArtsBethel, NYBefore / afterPrince Caspian >> Wading in the Velvet SeaGap1SET 2
  59. 2011-01-01SatMadison Square GardenNew York, NYBefore / after> TwistGap14SET 2
  60. 2010-10-16SatNorth Charleston ColiseumNorth Charleston, SCRated 70 · Listen
    Jam chartOpening a killer 2nd set in Charleston, this one is a straight-up rocker! After a blazing jam, they hit another vocal refrain before dipping into a spacier jam. Then they build back into another vocal refrain, after which they make a move for a funkier jam before hitting one final spacier passage.
    Before / afterDirtGap12SET 2
  61. 2010-08-10TueTelluride Town ParkTelluride, COBefore / afterMike's Song >> I Am HydrogenGap13SET 2
  62. 2010-06-24ThuSusquehanna Bank CenterCamden, NJBefore / afterDown with Disease ->> NothingGap40SET 2
  63. 2009-07-31FriRed Rocks AmphitheatreMorrison, CORated 77 · Listen
    Jam chartThis one is more laid back than the one played at Alpine almost a month before. They hit a nice little '09 funk jam. Around the 10:30 minute mark they turn the corner and build to a nice climax. Also, this was the first time the "Drowned -> Crosseyed" combo was performed since 9/14/2000.
    Before / afterDrowned ->> JoyGap2SET 2
  64. 2009-06-21SunAlpine Valley Music TheatreEast Troy, WIHighly rated 80 · Listen
    Jam chartVery nice second set opener. This one rips from start to finish. Around the 9:30 min mark, Trey and Page really catch a hold of something and blaze through the back of the jam. At 12:30, it starts to explore spacier realms that eventually lead into "Down with Disease."
    Before / after-> Down with DiseaseGap27SET 2
  65. 2.02 shows2003–2004

  66. 2004-06-23WedVerizon Wireless Music CenterNoblesville, INBefore / afterHalley's Comet >> Slave to the Traffic LightGap21SET 2
  67. 2003-07-29TuePost-Gazette Pavilion at Star LakeBurgettstown, PAHighly rated 84 · Listen
    Jam chartThis version is long and explorative, but it keeps rocking all the way to the 20 minute mark, after which it gets spacey. It's a very percussive jam. Even when it hits a spacier segment, the jam still moves with focus and direction. GREAT VERSION!
    Before / after-> ThunderheadGap49SET 2
  68. 1.08 shows1996–2000

  69. 2000-09-14ThuDarien Lake Performing Arts CenterDarien Center, NYRated 78 · Listen

    Jam chartQuite the treat considering it is smoothly segued into out of a 30 minute "Drowned!" This is a nice spacier exploration of "Crosseyed." Nice interplay from all band members.

    Before / afterDrowned >> Dog Faced BoyGap8SET 2
  70. 2000-07-12WedDeer Creek Music CenterNoblesville, INRated 78 · Listen
    Jam chartFishman kicks off the jamming courtesy of wood block hits, and a tight groove yields way to upbeat Clavinet work from Page. Around 7:00 the groove becomes sparser and begins to evolve, culminating at 9:15 where the jam gives way to a gentle ambient bed. As noted by @suprstevie, the conclusion is excellent. Fish backs out, leaving Mike, Trey, and Page to take turns adding dense creamy layers of heaven to the bliss cake. Feedback-drenched sustain tones build a patient and quiet full band effort to place a final statement on the jam. > "Caspian"
    Before / afterPiper> Prince CaspianGap30SET 2
  71. 1999-12-31FriBig Cypress Seminole Indian ReservationBig Cypress, FLHighly rated 89 · Listen
    Jam chartThis is one of the center-piece jams of one of Phish's most storied and highly-lauded sets. This one quickly hits a slow groovier jam. With a good foundation set by Gordon and Fishman, Trey and Page have ample room to explore several gorgeous and melodic passages.
    Before / afterYou Enjoy MyselfThe Inlaw Josie WalesGap159SET 2
  72. 1997-08-13WedStar Lake AmphitheatreBurgettstown, PARated 76 · Listen

    Jam chartThe song portion is played slower than normal. The beginning of the jam is vintage '97 funk, goes into some classic "crosseyed-esque jamming" before drifting into some spacier realms.

    Before / afterBeauty of My Dreams> WilsonGap43SET 1
  73. 1997-02-21FriTenaxFlorence, TuscanyBefore / afterThe LizardsYou Enjoy MyselfGap4SET 1
  74. 1997-02-16SunAlter WartesaalCologne, NRWBefore / afterBouncing Around the Room> Guelah PapyrusGap29SET 1
  75. 1996-11-02SatCoral Sky AmphitheaterWest Palm Beach, FLHighly rated 95 · Listen

    NoteKarl Perazzo on percussion.

    Jam chartWith Karl Perazzo on percussion. One of the most energetic and exciting jams in Phish's career.

    Before / after-> Run Like an AntelopeGap1SET 2
  76. 1996-10-31ThuThe OmniAtlanta, GA

    NotePhish debut; Karl Perazzo on percussion, Dave Grippo on saxophone, and Gary Gazaway on trumpet.

    Jam chartFirst version, with horns, and Karl Perazzo on percussion. Tight, fierce, and ends with a percussion solo.

    Before / afterBorn Under Punches (The Heat Goes On) >The Great CurveGapDebutSET 2